If you live alone (I dare to write that you are alone, not alone), you may suddenly miss the situation of "wake up with the scent of breakfast." On a late weekend morning, I rubbed my sleepy eyes and thrust bread into the toaster. I wonder if it's time to get my wife, but I still want to be free, an infinite loop.

I would like to recommend the "Bacon Alarm Clock" to be released in April by Oscar Mayor, which sells meat such as bacon in the United States. Reported by the US media The Huffington Post.

The "Bacon alarm clock" is operated in conjunction with a dedicated "fragrance device" and a smartphone app (free of charge). If you plug the device into the headphone jack and set the alarm clock in the app, it will wake you up with the sound and scent of baking bacon in the morning.


The company is currently looking for a trial monitor for this captivating device. The entry page on the official website tells you to answer three questions that test your love for bacon.

The three questions are: I will tell you in my own translation.

1. My bacon is smoked from natural hardwood, but the taste is ...
○ Furiously magnificent ○ Fantastic like heaven ○ I don't think it belongs to this world ○ My Woo! Seriously my woo! !!

2. My bacon is soaked in salt water and then stored for 12 hours. How many hours can you wait?
○ Kappa for 12 hours!
○ Forever. There is no time for true love ○ 5 minutes, maybe 10 minutes ...
○ You can wait as long as you like

3. Please express your feelings for bacon in 3 letters.
(Free answer)

What is this, Ogiri? All the questions seem to me, but perhaps only the promising ones who pass this exam (?) Are eligible to get the bacon alarm clock before anyone else.

I (the author) have no intention of passing the exam, so I just dropped the app and found an icon called "Baconism" in addition to the clock and vibration functions. what is this. What is baconism?


In addition, he discovered the functions of "listening to baconism" and "recording baconism." Try tapping the "Listen" icon ...

"Bacon-it never betrays you. Never runs away and never abandons" (in the voice of a man with intonation)

Indeed, it seems that a hot speech about this bacon will be heard at the same time as the alarm clock. About 10 types of "baconism" were registered just by the author. There may be more if you look it up properly, but I'm hungry just listening to it, so it's okay.

By the way, "recording" seems to be a function for recording your own baconism. I gave up because I didn't have enough enthusiasm.

Whether or not the morning of waking up is really happy depends on each person, but it may be useful for Westerners who love bacon and single aristocrats who are tired of odorless mornings.