Everyone knows "unicorns". It's not a big nuisance, but a unicorn.

I found the meat of the legendary creature "Unicorn" in cans for sale on Firebox.com. The price is $ 12.99 (shipping not included).


Isn't a unicorn rare? Is it okay to eat such precious and holy creatures? I mean, where did you catch it? Did it really exist in the first place? The question arises one after another, but when I read the product details on the site, it looks like this.

・ This canned food contains unicorn meat.
・ Unicorn meat has the function of lowering cholesterol levels.
・ Unicorn meat tastes a little more magical than chicken.
-The "horns" of the unicorn are rich in calcium, so they are perfect for children.

・ The above explanations are all lies.

...! !! (After all) It's a lie ...! !! !!

The author was deceived, but I would like to apologize to the readers for taking me along. e? Don't you believe it?


By the way, the contents of the real can are, after all, a fluffy toy. There may be pros and cons to this, but if you're curious, check out the photos on the site.