To commemorate the release of "Evangelion New Theatrical Version: Q" Blu-ray & DVD, Lotteria has eaten "Q Stage Cheeseburger" which was released on April 24th. It comes with a "Longinus spear" type original fork and costs 1,280 yen.
I like hamburgers, but I don't want to go on a date. Is there such a woman? Open a large mouth and bite into a hamburger, or make the area around your mouth sticky with oil. You don't want people to see that, right?
But what if he likes "Evangelion" and invites Lotteria to go eat "Q-tiered cheeseburger" to get "Longinus's spear"? Speaking of "Q-tiered cheeseburger", it is a hearty hamburger with 9-tiered cheeseburger patties and cheese. You're in trouble, right? It must be a difficult task to show them elegantly.
Q-tier cheeseburger with 9-tiered cheeseburger patties and cheese
But when you're in trouble, it's a showcase for your female power! Let's respond cheerfully, "OK, let's go eat the Q-tier burger together!" And now, in the "production", if you try a Q-tiered burger with 9 tiers of patties and cheese, deliciously and elegantly, in front of him ... I'm sure he will give you You will fall in love again. He excels in generosity without shoulders and elbows and elegance as a lady. Is there a man who doesn't love such a woman?
As a representative of women aiming for such women's power, I have practiced rehearsals at Lotteria. Is it possible to show off the high level of female power by eating the Q-tier cheeseburger?
■ Order "Q-stage cheeseburger" at Lotteria in Ginza
I came to a Lotteria store in Ginza. As far as I can see inside the store, I don't see anyone eating something that looks like a "Q-tier cheeseburger." When you place an order, you have to wait about 5 minutes . Stacking 9 patties will take some time with caution.
■ Three minutes later, the Q-tier cheeseburger appeared
Waiting at your seat for about 3 minutes. The clerk brought a fashionable box. When I open it, it doesn't look very big when it's wrapped in wrapping paper. Weighs 300g (10.58oz). Considering that one serving of steak weighs about 200g (7.05oz), the weight is not that much. Let's finally eat.
Comes out in a fashionable box and wrapping paper
Weighs 300 grams!
■ A large amount of "cheese!" Holds Patty together.
I opened the wrapping paper. Oh. As expected, the thickness of the nine patties has an impact. The length is over 9 cm! For women, holding it with one hand is barely thick. As I was shooting, each patty slid and spread horizontally. Dangerous dangerous. Center the patties from both sides to restore shape.
The height of the Q-stage burger exceeds 9 cm!
Q-tiered cheeseburger can't stand on its own! The weight of the patty causes the shape to collapse more and more
■ Thickness 9 cm. What is the easiest way to eat
Fortunately, there aren't many young men around. We have started to verify the beautiful way of eating without worrying about anyone's eyes!
Verification 1: Gnawing normally
Open your mouth wide and have it! Gabri. Surprisingly, I was able to bite 2 pieces of bread, 9 pieces of patties, and 9 pieces of cheese from top to bottom at once. However, the bread is completely different. And the hands and mouth are squeaky with cheese oil. If this happens from the first bite, it will be quite difficult to eat elegantly.
Verification 2: Cut and eat
When I told the clerk that I wanted to borrow a fork and a knife, he said that the knife was not ready. So I borrowed two cake forks. I try to cut it bit by bit using two forks, but that doesn't work either. This is because the cheese instead of "glue" cannot withstand the weight of the nine patties, and the shape gradually collapses. With his eyes, he would be more impatient and the carving would be even more dirty.
Verification 3: Eat patties in 3 pieces
A Q-tier cheeseburger that is 3-4 times thicker than a regular hamburger. If you divide the patty into 3 pieces, that is, divide the thickness into 3 equal parts, you can eat it without getting the area around your mouth dirty. However, this desire is soon cut off. Because when you try to peel off the patties, the cheese stretches and becomes dirty. If you were doing this in front of him, you would be warned that you shouldn't play with food.
■ Conclusion-What is the strategy for the Q-stage cheeseburger that catches his heart?
I found it very difficult to show off the high level of female power in the way of eating Q-tiered cheeseburger. Rather, he disillusioned him as "out of stock" and could even be fullerel after leaving the store.
But what if he says he wants to eat a Q-tier cheeseburger? From eating, we propose the following two methods.
Method 1: Have him eat most of it and serve as a compliment
Have him eat the Q-tiered cheeseburger, not yourself, and praise him as "bold and lovely!" And "after all, a man must be'carnivorous'!". He feels good and will be able to continue eating. And if you are advised not to eat, he will not be lonely if you bite a little while being ashamed to say, "Well, I'm getting fat."
Method 2: Take it home and remake it into 3 hamburgers at home
Take the Q-tiered cheeseburger home, not inside the store. Then buy bread and lettuce for the hamburger and remake it into a regular hamburger at home. When he rushes into him saying, "I just want meat and cheese!", Let's say, "Because I'm worried about your health." While allowing you to eat junk food, it also takes care of your health. He will surely fall in love with your balanced personality.
Then, after finishing eating with friends, hand over the remaining "Longinus spear" while speaking in a sweet voice, "Please continue to protect me." He will recognize your female power more than enough.
You can also get a "Longinus Spear" type original fork